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animalstalkinginallcaps: I DON’T KNOW. IT’S JUST LIKE, I CAN’T BE AS FUNNY OR AS CLEVER AS YOU WANT ME TO BE. NOT ALL THE TIME. NOT EVEN MOST OF THE TIME, REALLY. I GET SO NERVOUS THAT YOU’LL STOP LIKING ME AND THEN I’LL BE ALONE IN MY EMPTY APARTMENT LISTENING TO ALANIS MORRISETTE AND EATING TRISCUITS AND CRYING, ALL AT THE SAME TIME. FOREVER, PROBABLY. FOREVER ALONE.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

I DON’T KNOW. IT’S JUST LIKE, I CAN’T BE AS FUNNY OR AS CLEVER AS YOU WANT ME TO BE. NOT ALL THE TIME. NOT EVEN MOST OF THE TIME, REALLY.

I GET SO NERVOUS THAT YOU’LL STOP LIKING ME AND THEN I’LL BE ALONE IN MY EMPTY APARTMENT LISTENING TO ALANIS MORRISETTE AND EATING TRISCUITS AND CRYING, ALL AT THE SAME TIME.

FOREVER, PROBABLY.

FOREVER ALONE.

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animalstalkinginallcaps: YOU WANT TO EXPLAIN TO ME HOW A SET OF PORTABLE IPOD SPEAKERS THAT HOLD THEMSELVES TOGETHER WITH MAGNETS AND CHARGE OFF A USB PORT ONLY COST $21 INCLUDING SHIPPING BUT A POUND OF SHITTY BACON AT THE AVERAGE SUPERMARKET COSTS $6.50? I CAN BUY A 36” FLATSCREEN TV AT RADIO SHACK FOR LESS THAN THAN I CAN BUY TWO WEEKS WORTH OF GROCERIES. I’M NO SCIENTIST BUT I’M PRETTY SURE MINING RARE EARTH METALS FROM THE FOUR CORNERS OF THE GLOBE AND SHIPPING THEM TO FACTORIES IN UNDERDEVELOPED NATIONS TO BE ASSEMBLED INTO SHITTY FLIP PHONES HAS GOT TO COST MORE THAN PULLING LETTUCE OUT OF THE GROUND OR FEEDING A PIG. So true

animalstalkinginallcaps:

YOU WANT TO EXPLAIN TO ME HOW A SET OF PORTABLE IPOD SPEAKERS THAT HOLD THEMSELVES TOGETHER WITH MAGNETS AND CHARGE OFF A USB PORT ONLY COST $21 INCLUDING SHIPPING BUT A POUND OF SHITTY BACON AT THE AVERAGE SUPERMARKET COSTS $6.50? I CAN BUY A 36” FLATSCREEN TV AT RADIO SHACK FOR LESS THAN THAN I CAN BUY TWO WEEKS WORTH OF GROCERIES.

I’M NO SCIENTIST BUT I’M PRETTY SURE MINING RARE EARTH METALS FROM THE FOUR CORNERS OF THE GLOBE AND SHIPPING THEM TO FACTORIES IN UNDERDEVELOPED NATIONS TO BE ASSEMBLED INTO SHITTY FLIP PHONES HAS GOT TO COST MORE THAN PULLING LETTUCE OUT OF THE GROUND OR FEEDING A PIG.

So true

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animalstalkinginallcaps: ALL THIS TIME I THOUGHT IT WAS ‘PEAKED MY INTEREST’ BUT IT’S ‘PIQUED’. NICE ENGLISH DEGREE YOU’RE HANDING OUT, BOSTON COMMUNITY COLLEGE. I’VE GOT A SUPER BRIGHT FUTURE IN YOUTUBE COMMENTS.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

ALL THIS TIME I THOUGHT IT WAS ‘PEAKED MY INTEREST’ BUT IT’S ‘PIQUED’.

NICE ENGLISH DEGREE YOU’RE HANDING OUT, BOSTON COMMUNITY COLLEGE. I’VE GOT A SUPER BRIGHT FUTURE IN YOUTUBE COMMENTS.

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blackandwtf: July 21, 1951 The Althoff Circus organized a publicity stunt by putting a baby elephant on the floating train at Alter Markt station. As the elephant started to bump around during the ride, she was pushed out the wagon and she fell into the river Wupper. The elephant, two journalists, and one passenger received minor injuries. After this jump, the elephant got the name of Tuffi, meaning ‘waterdive’ in italian. Both operator and circus director were fined after the incident.

blackandwtf:

July 21, 1951

The Althoff Circus organized a publicity stunt by putting a baby elephant on the floating train at Alter Markt station. As the elephant started to bump around during the ride, she was pushed out the wagon and she fell into the river Wupper. The elephant, two journalists, and one passenger received minor injuries. After this jump, the elephant got the name of Tuffi, meaning ‘waterdive’ in italian. Both operator and circus director were fined after the incident.